Texting with Brother

I have a really crazy brother. The other I received this text:
“What are you doing? Write something naughty!”

I know him and share the same crazy humour, so I wrote back:
“Three ecological apples for 10 dollars at the grocer. I’m at work, silly.”

I could almost hear him laugh at the other end when I received this text back:
“It is not just naughty, it is pornographic!”

A funny break like this lightens up my work day.