Let's start in the kitchen, here is a fantastic salt and pepper set - a pair of cut feet, and even with red nails:
If you invest in the cut feet, you also have to have the matching candle holder:
And I can promise you - duck's feet made of wrought iron NEVER goes out of style.
And I'm sure a peanut mug with Jimmy Carter's broad smile and nice small feet also finds a place in the collection:
I have no idea what this naughty little thing is used for:
Well, who doesn't want new knobs for the kitchen drawers, here I suggest these four nice finger knobs:
Last thing for the kitchen, or the bathroom, is this very nice little embroidered towel with a naughty little lady:
Notice that her breasts are stuffed! It's all in the details.
For the living room I suggest these charming decorative things:
Who wouldn't be glad to have him in their sofa:
I don't know who he is, perhaps he is even famous.
And on the shelf, these green Moon Girls will look great:
I don't know them, but they look like a green summer edition of the vintage Christmas elves I have known since my childhood.
The perfect gift for mum is of course this incredible nice pincushion:
I don't know if the pincushion also is a kind of combined voodoo-doll with that strange animal you can stick your needles into.
If the walls of the living room need some decoration, this nice vintage add for waste baskets will be a great investment:
Yes, the waste baskets are nice, and yes she looks truly lovely, but it is the setup on the stairs, that makes it all look a bit strange.
Here is another great suggestion for your frame - a post card with a photo of a two headed deer:
I know what you are thinking now - that it cannot be more strange! But it can! :)
Just look at this - loose teeths:
I wonder if the Tooth Fairy has retired!?
If she has, she has forgotten her toothpaste charms:
The perfect gift for Father's Day cufflinks, to put photos into:
Of course I have saved the best for last - a lipstick applicator, direct from Hollywood:
Who on earth has ever thought this to be a brilliant idea!?!
I hope you found this as funny as I did collecting all the goodies for you. :)