More Bribing

Do you remember how I bribed son to not have his ear pierced?

Well, here is the continuation:

Son: "Mum, can I have a tattoo?"
Mum: "Hell NO!"
Son: "Can I have a pair of shoes then!?"

He is a funny bunny that boy. I have to admit that I had a hard time not laughing. Fortunately, he was only joking, tattoes are not an issue yet, and if they do become one I'll better find some serious bribing.